Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
One might suppose Lone Star didn't hear the sounds of hoofs cantering above the cart mentioned in a previous post.

Lone Star bucks in the door sending it flying right off its hinges. There was an angry elderly mare who looked to have just been sleeping. "Such a naughty mouth! Why I oughta wash it out with soap! Apologize!"
Uh... I was yelling at a dog? He said sheepishly. And therefore it's not a naughty word? He ran off before she could consider this too closely, this time actually hearing hooves on the roof. He moved to jump out of the nearest window.