Corpses-Я-Us: Or, Buying Dead Bodies For Fun And Profit

[Eurus]

To be fair, at low levels, a pack of dogs can be bought with starting gold and rip level appropriate encounters to shreds.
I still like my statue idea.
In a world with very physical gods, be wary of those who commission statues of them.

Hah, fair enough. I remember that one commoner build with a pack of Battletitans... maybe cut the cost in half then, so it's 10*HD*Rarity.