My Little Pony LIV:E Long and Pony!

[Lix Lorn]

I knew people liked messing with me... all my friends want to get me drunk, just to see how I'd react. They say I'm boring when I'm sane...

I like messing with everyone.

I still say that would make a decent thread title if you ask me.

Sure would.

... good information. Hopefully I can avoid becoming a target myself.

Everyone is a target.
(goes looking for her Ship Note)

*Sticks a big "Ship Me" sign on INoKnowNames' back*

(Ships BlasTech)

I remember seeing these. I always wondered why Fluttershy looks like she's about to cry. Pinkie Pie as the mascot is just flawless. They're all sports related too. Except Twilight, but I can see her being some team organizer or something.

Stopwatch and clipboard. She's a coach of some sort.

Then wh-

...

*skulldesk*

Damn you, white text, taunting me with victory!

(Giggle)

Unfortunately, he knows Lix far too well to hold any hope of that happening...

Dawww, you pay attention! I knew you liked me!