Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

[Devmaar]

Yay, champagne makes me happy. Even if I constantly forget I'm supposed to be sipping

I dislike wine of any breed

That's because there are many varieties of champagne (aka sparkling white wine) which all taste different.

But, on the whole, it's very nice.

Champagne is sparkling white wine but sparkling white wine is not necessarily champagne.

Champagne is gooood. Beer bad. Vodka is amazing, tequila is the second coming of the alchohol god, and wine is for the french.

*cant understand HIMSELF right now, is sorry if he makes no sense*

Wrong, wrong, wrong, acceptable, correct.
The best alcohol is rum, delicious rum.