Huh... Given the controller he's using, he should probably be playing Pop 'n Music instead of Guitar Hero.
Huh... Given the controller he's using, he should probably be playing Pop 'n Music instead of Guitar Hero.
"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."