A thousand what?
First letter.
Is he holding you bridal-style?
How... does it change?
Me, I dunno, I probably am a lot straighter than I seem.
I wasn't, for the purposes of a joke I went back to find some ridiculously long-ago post to respond to. I picked a thread that seemed late enough it wouldn't have been deleted yet, but hadn't been locked, and I picked the first post that came from a person I knew was still around.