LGBTAitp 27: Of Shoes, and Ships, and Sealing Wax

[Lix Lorn]

>go to lunch with LGBTsoc
>meet exceptionally cute girl
>hit it off with exceptionally cute girl
>discover that exceptionally cute girl is bi
>discover that exceptionally cute girl has a boyfriend
>fml

Oh hey, it's pretty much my entire romantic history. Except the sociopath.

*sets up Lixie trap with half a tonne of yuri magazines, a set of pink handcuffs and a small riding crop*

Better, but bad timing.