Quote Originally Posted by The_Final_Stand View Post
Jack wisely realizes he can't fight this unstabbable windy boy with the hammer and the angry post lady with the exact same powers as him and absconds. Still wearing the hat.

One more hit and he's dead strikes me as premature. That hammer blow did more damage than main timeline Jack has ever taken, but he still has about 9/10ths of his health bar left.

Unless that hat reduces his gel viscosity massively or something.
Maybe the hat works like a jarate: it makes the target unwilling to live so it takes more damage.