Quote Originally Posted by The_Final_Stand View Post
Jack wisely realizes he can't fight this unstabbable windy boy with the hammer and the angry post lady with the exact same powers as him and absconds. Still wearing the hat.

One more hit and he's dead strikes me as premature.
No, no, his chances of getting anywhere with PM would be dead. It's bad enough trying to impress a lady when you're saddled with a silly hat; imagine if the next blow inflicted him with Clownishly Large Footwear or the dreaded False Mustache? She'd think of him as no more than a laughingstock!