^: A shave? Love, we're full-body-waxing you and then shining you to a mirror finish.
Why? I'm not sure, but that's what the job order says, so, you know.On second thought, maybe you're just too young.
On the other hand, Lala...
Oh well, at this point even I've forgotten the point. Guess I should've packed a whetstone.
*pat, pat* There, there, I'm sure it's not that long.
Huh. I'd never heard of a place being famous for that before aside from the month straight where we briefly became a meme amongst our expatriates as couchfire central.