Haste and Natural Attacks?

[TuggyNE]

I can answer why the character in question does not have any weapons nor use unarmed. He's a germaphobe. Ya, I make weird character concepts.

That is horribly true to life in its bizarre inconsistency. Well played.

However, suffice it to say that being unable to benefit from haste is, if anything, entirely appropriate to the concept; ever lived with someone with OCD?