* I may no longer provide the following snacks at a Paranoia game: MnMs, Skittles, Starbursts, Jolly Ranchers, Jelly Beans, or multi-colored jawbreakers.
** Any writing materials or dice provided must be some mixture of gray, red, or black.
*** If I break either of the above rules, I may not then tattle to Friend Computer about my "teammates'" color violations.


* Even if I AM on Friend-Computer-prescribed hallucinogenics, I cannot taste magenta, and when asked how I know what magenta is, I need a better answer than "It's red... AND violet.... AT THE SAME TIME! Whooooooooaaah."
** I am not to attempt to taste what a faulty (er, sabotaged-by-traitors) device taste likes.
*** If my drugged antics result in my "teammates" spending so much time trying to save me from myself that they stop trying to kill me, I'm playing the game wrong. (Or maybe very, very right.)
**** Hallucinogenics do not make me sing.
***** I never had, and never will have, the clearance to sing "I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye."
****** Ditto for "It's not easy being green."
******* Apparently, I AM coming up on infrared.
******** My clearance level is no longer color-coded.
********* No, I do not get to make up the name my new clearance level.
********** Henceforth, all hallucinogenics are beyond my clearance level.