"Wait, that didn't work right" - the Dysfunctional Rules Collection

[TuggyNE]

Discovered a fairly minor dysfunction - according to the Animals section of the Monster Manual, the Toad (often seen as a wizard's familiar since it grants a very-handy-at-low-levels +3 HP) has no Swim speed and no ranks in Swim.

We all know toads hop everywhere they go, and put lily pads in convenient areas to avoid having to splash awkwardly through the water.

Also, Hide +21? Really? I'm gonna have to seriously contest that, on the basis of having spotted small toads surprisingly often at distances greater than 10' and with arguably no ranks in Spot.