Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

[Mutant Sheep]

*sits on a high throne of maple and ice, dying a flock of flags with blood to flap like hacked wings against the coming blizzards*

*puts on Ski mask*

Alright, see? This is a stick up. Fork over all your maple syrup and no one gets hurt.
*bounds away with a comically oversized bag with the Maple leaf on it as some syrup leaks out*