Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

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The saddest truth is that, even should you amass the wealth to visit Canada, my own shabby environs is the last place you'd want to visit. Lousy Prairie backwater with its century of failed dreams and gormless unwashed masses.

Oy, I'm losing my perspicacity, I had to rewrite that sentence three times for it to make sense. I may need to go to bed.

I'm sure one merely needs to look beneath the surface.
Whereabouts do you live? My brain seems to recall you saying that the prairies stretch endless to the West while also recalling that your city stands at the Western edge of them.
Both can't be true...

Anyway... Should I visit Canada, I will make certain to visit you despite how depressing you think the municipality in which you reside is.

*Googles*

Those colours would be gorgeous together.

Mabel says hello, by the way.

They would indeed be. But I chose them simply because Golden Wattle is the national flower of Australia and the Cooktown Orchid is the floral emblem of Queensland.

And tell Mabel I say hello.