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He points at you excitedly from the floor. “Ooh! You have manners! Not like any of the other jerks so far.” He picks himself up, wobbling unsteadily for a moment before, with a flick of his wrist; a cane appears in his hand, allowing for him to balance.

“That’s better. Now, we have little time before your sweet canapé returns to share her zealous exploration of the unknown with you. Tell me, Johnny boy, and don’t lie, you were at the police station, right? You saw the two riding on the wings of eagles? ‘Course you did, why am I even asking. Shadow told me you were there. Listen up, because I’ll only ask this once.” He leans in conspiratorially. “You seem to have an interest in… er… ‘current events’ and I wanted to know if you wanted in on it. All you gotta do is say yes and let me boop you on the forehead, and you can be… so so much more than this.” He gestures at the small dorm room.