Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

[Mutant Sheep]

BUT it is the same National Geographic as USA! I didn't name it that ;_____;

BUT IT IS OBVIOUSLY INTERNATIONAL!

Hmm, that would explain why she bites my eyelids too... I thought she was curling my eyelashes for me, but she must have been trying to find another way in.

She wants Knee brains!

*dizzy* But have you ever felt French in your mouth? Its elegant contours, its lilting rhythm, its consonants like buttered water chestnuts? Spanish is all dancing red flame; French is a glassy ribbon of water spread across a granite boulder.

It definitely has a beautiful rhythm to speak, but the language of our modern times is not the French of old. A hundred years ago, it would be the epitome of... damn, sexy french. But the language is contaminated by the cheese eating surrender monkeys of our day, who don't actually eat much cheese or surrender much.

Is that
Is that an innuendo?

Maaaaaayyybe. Now, "oh, you stretched it a bit more than that", THAT'd be a blatant joke far beneath any of us.smallwink