Quote Originally Posted by Domochevsky View Post
Not sure she was even hurt there in the first place, actually. The "thud" suggests that the lance just bounced.

Villager: "She's a devil/witch!"

*thud*

Jones: "You're right. Now what."

Villager: "Oh sh-"
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her!

BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.

...

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!

(Jones would sink like a rock. And then walk out the other side...)

...

VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

VILLAGER #2: A witch!

...

VILLAGER #3: Burn her!

CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...

(At this point Monty Python's lawyers show up and sue everyone...)