Quote Originally Posted by The Succubus View Post
"Oh sweetest and fairest of maids, I humbly thank you for your gracious invitation. I greatly look forward to our nocturnal frolicks in this haunted house, yet I confess I find myself in dire straits.

I fear I lack a place to surrender to the embrace of Morpheus after the night's frivolities come to a close and seek your leave to remain as a guest of yours for a day or two. If you would grant me this boon, I shall be a shining example of virtue and good behaviour and shall make no attempt to engage in happycuddlefuntime, no matter how sweetly divine the temptation may be."
Stop speaking all Shakespearean!