[Ministry of Morale SubLevel1]

"They're sniper rifle rounds, so don't be surprised if they won't fit in the weapons you've got on your saddle," the cyberpony warns.

And then eats a cupcake.

"Wow! These really ARE good!"

Om nom nom ANOTHER!

"They aren't stale at all! I guess those experiments in food preservation really payed off."


Though the preservatives in the cupcake will probably mummify a pony after they die... But who cares about what happens to your corpse after you die? There are cupcakes to be eaten right now! Surprise makes sure to get leave plenty of frosting on her face rather than licking herself clean like usual.

"Hopefully the song works. If not I can try my security over-ride. But I'm not sure whether that will be all sunshine and rainbows either,"
Surprise muses as she continues one toward the stairs leading toward the basement. "Huh... still no robots. Do you suppose they all decided to try fighting off the alicorns?"