Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[Teddy]

Nothing AA-Guns won't take care off

You're clearly not putting the word "afar" into a sufficiently large perspective.

Every day and action actually brings us closer to our death if properly considering that it is a fixed future state until we find a way to prolong life until actually immortality is found.

Yes, but every step can have a different length. At least I'm not in any hurry.

A large enough subset of the population does considering it is called fast "FOOD".

Well then clearly, I'm not a part of that subset.

Here, have some galvanised frog.

By "galvanised", I hope you mean "shocked with electricity" rather than "covered with zink through electrolysis". Not that it matters much, I won't eat it either way. The concept of frogs just doesn't work with my idea of attractive food.