Class and Level Geekery IX: the thread levels up again!

[Winter]

But shouldn't they be at least 1rst-rank gods, since they have a couple of hundred worshippers?

We do not even know if they are gods.

A "god" with x worshippers has rank y.
Any stupid item with x worshippers is still a stupid item.

We yet do not know if Banjo is more than a stupid item (I assume he will be a god, but so far the comic has not shown anything like that).