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Advanced Vampony Fracas

[Sandy and Staccata][/I]

And the unicorn died, his ichor staining the ground, Sandy. Staccata made her tactical retreat while Sandy with victories under his sandy belt felt he could take on the murder hamster ball.

"Sh**...bastard killed Provolone....he owed me a pizza," Bonita dead panned and brought more wind to her thrust. "Harden the shield, we're squashing this Ranbo wannabe!"

"Aye babe!" Clod grunted and shot out another spark of his horn adding an extra layer. It came down and did not break, make of that what you will.
The sudden, crushing impact flattened Sandy against the bottom of the hamster ball, wrenching and twisted his outstretched foreleg and sending him through his own weaponry. The stakes bounced harmlessly off his armor, but the knives drew long gashes in his already-injured foreleg before he could wrangle them under his control again.

Needless to say, the drugged stallion was a little bit steamed by this development.

Roaring and frothing like a crazed animal, the engineer pounded the force field with his bloody leg. Either by luck or by some nugget of sense still functioning, the blows started him sliding along the sphere, smearing the ball with his own blood and taking him off-center for the imminent collision with the ground. The good news was that this desperate play meant he wasn't about to get squashed. The bad news was that it'd probably end up launching him off somewhere across the battlefield, where there were plenty of walls, pillars, and enemy vamponies to squash against.

[tldr: On hitting the hamster ball, Sandy's foreleg takes some considerable damage. He manages to shift himself off-center enough on the sphere to prevent a complete squash. The impact with the ground, coupled with the high winds behind the ball, will still launch him in a random direction across the battlefield.]