Re: Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185
Originally Posted by MoonCat
It's true, the brain is a lovely asset.
ION: I just found rubber non-functional handcuffs in my room. WTF
I didn't believe that fell within the set of adipose tissue, hmm.
Well then.
Originally Posted by araveugnitsuga
This may perchance be the most scientifically appropriate yet inappropriate line I've ever seen uttered.
My dad's favorite euphemism, if I've rendered it right. Though I believe he usually used it for the full package? Total package? Wossname, total body thing.
Originally Posted by Keld Denar
+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.