When the vast internet, with its trillions of sites is blocked from me with the exception of this one site, I don't think I could stand waiting ever so patiently for days and days for a response in that fetid Board Issues that no one checks anymore :( but I guess I shouldn't post here ANYWAY since I don't think anyone would know how to solve my problem... I guess I should've avoided making this thread at all and try to make the most of my time by posting...

UPDATE: The internet randomly came back! Woohoo!