78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.