Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[Coidzor]

I find harem endings to be depersonalising and trivialising of the urgency of the nature of the protagonist choice; after all, the tension is normally "which one will the protagonist choose", harem endings just make the whole process moot.

Well, yes. Because harem endings typically mean that the protagonist is reduced to a damp red smear and maybe a bit of ground chuck.

This please Khorne to take bloodshed from what would be vapid carnality.

I mean, aside from the Mane 6, where I mostly do it because I honestly can't see them divvying up into 3 OTPs with one another but it's mean to leave unentangled ponies out in the cold.

The alternative is approaching both of the pairings and inquiring on them about the presence of Methenyl trichloride on a towel; and THEN applying liberal use of duct tape.

I am fond of liberal uses of duck tape...