My Little Pony LVI:S Has Left the Playground!

[Aotrs Commander]

...three rings for the griffon kings under the sky,
Seven for the dog-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal ponies doomed to lie,
One for the Chaos on his chocolate throne,
In the land of madness where friendship dies,
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of madness where friendship dies.

Okay, that is unmigitated AWESOME.