[Wanderin' Through the Wasteland]

"Repeeent!" caterwauls a disheveled looking pony wearing a sandwich board and a paper-bag like a hat. He rings a large bell tied to his tail to get as much attention as possible.

"Repeeeeent!" he hollers. "Repent for the End of Thread is near!"

....

Wait.

What?

What's this crazy guy yelling about?

Probably a-

New Thread!