Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[MoonCat]

Oh. Is that the one where Winston Churchill teams up with the Daleks to fight Hitler? best thing ever.

Ah. So it IS nerd rivarly, just a different kind. It's "nerdy woman competition", and you made first friend go "auck she likes OTHER FRIEND!" And now, he is worried and going "nuuuuuuuu!" Because imagination, it is untamed wilderness.

I am. Half. Mostly. kinda.

BECAUSE DATE.

Moonie... shush. EVERYONE HERE WIKES U.

And then they're all like "let's forget Hitler for a day, so we can FIGHT DALEKS IN SPACE ON MODIFIED AIRPLANEY THINGS WEARING 1940's FLIGHT GEAR!"

I like them both equally, and I can assure you, First doesn't like me.

???

NOT DATE

Yeah, but not that way.

I'm reminded of the time my girlfriend said "people don't get crushes on me"

Despite the fact that I had, twice.

Twice?