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[Lakeside]

"How do you plan on strangling them exactly? With your opposable teeth?"

Reinholdt chomps down on his fruit. Yummy fruit.

"So what were you before you became a talking parrot buried in a lake?"
[Lakeside]

"I was an evil janitorial mage before I became an evil, omnipotent lich! Ahahahahahaha! Fear me, mortal, for I have arms! And hands! They're just not here yet!"

Ebil Nate caterwauls, attempting to spin around and pull off a wicked stunt! 360! Oh yeah!

The only way that trick could be any awesomer from Ebil Nate's perspective would be if it could evilly spit on Rein's fruit and ruin his day! But alas, it cannot! Sad Ebil Nate is sad and evil. So sad...

"But if my skeletal hands of strangling +10 were here, you'd be able to observe how I'm expressing my total, pure, boiling hatred of you!"