The other day during a campaign I had to play the watch dog for a room full of players who kept doing this. And a DM too. Things like "A crit one-shotted him" No he's undead, so he's immune to crits. "I'm flanked." No, you're flying, and thus 10 feet raised above the battle field. "Damn it I missed." You have weapon focus and a masterwork weapon. You hit. "How can I get across the pit." Just because you are wearing full plate doesn't means your too heavy for the Raptoran to carry. "I can't move that far." Yes but you can throw that greatsword. "You fell asleep." No, I'm an elf.