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The Door

Suddenly, out of nowehere a thing appears! It is a small package, about as long as a computer screen, flat, and square. It's wrapped in a bow. There's a note on it. It reads, "To be taken to the esteemed Lord Magtok, E." Below that is written, "P.S.: Not a bomb."
Through a portal made of pure, writhing shadow and smelling of fresh apple cider, the package that was left at the door of the casino is shunted to the Wall, along with a note and a crisp, golden apple with a tastefully nude catgirl drawn on the side.

Pfffthahahahaha, someone tell this little upstart that if he's going to be bothering immortals, he should start doing some reading up first. Magtok's not even at the casino he abandoned and I've still got to deal with gifts from his adoring fans. Someone make sure he gets this for me? I'm sure it'll be a laugh. Now, back to attending my guests. Toodles!

There's a distinct impression for anyone who reads the message that if Eris was actually there to say it she'd have disappeared in a puff of curly blonde smoke that would quickly form into a horde of nuzzling, adorable ferrets with unfortunate odor problems.