Oi! Nutter! No characters allowed! IC text only or I will hunt you down and edaciously consume your flesh! You would make for a mighty convenient snack standing idly nearby while I'm writing this! And it is just about time for my mid-morning meal...
Actually, could you please continue to stand perfectly still in one spot for me for another minute or two, pretty please with sugar on top?
And I'll have you know that I, Professor Moriarty, am, in fact, real and I resent your accusations as to the contrary, boy. Do your research before scrawling such lies upon a public medium facilitating information exchange!
-Professor Arnold Moriarty
P.S. Invest in books featuring helpful tips on how to print letters. And please continue with discussing your "evil" schemes with your cronies on this Wall.