Fine then, Master Orange. You start. Of course, I am I veritable supercomputer...you start, most revered foe.
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And you can call me the Goddamned Tobias.
Me quoque per multos similis fortuna labores
iactatam hac demum voluit consistere terra.
Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
Publius Vergilius Maro, The Aeneid