Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
I hate squirrels now.
I was just walking to the bus, when I passed a trash can. This deranged squirrel proceeded to jump out of the trash can, catch one of its little squirrel claws on my brand new coat - tearing a hole in it - then scamper down my leg and away. So now whenever anyone asks about the giant hole in my new coat, I have to tell them "squirrel attack."
You are now legally obliged, whenever someone brings up the subject, to raise both your fists to the sky and scream "DAMN YOU, NUTKIN!!"