The Culture explores 40K II: Now With 100% more Fanfiction

[The Glyphstone]

The main issue here is that a perpetual WAAAAAAGH generating system (such as this theme-park) is just going to result in Looted Culture Ships screaming into space.

I mean, WAAAAGH of sufficient magnitude can turn chunks of rocks into moderately maneuverable ships so a sufficiently intense WAAAAGH is likely to result in Looted Culture Ships whether that should be able to happen or not.

Not that The Culture would have any idea that a WAAAAGH can warp reality that much until it is far, far too late

See also: Hilarity ensues.

The best part is that this can happen without torpedoing the entire narrative, since I presume Culture ships can beat other Culture ships, and the Culture will be able to gang up on the Kulture. Though it'd take a long time for enough WAAAAAUGH energy to build that high, sort of how it takes a series of small waves to create a tsunami wave.