Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI

[Amidus Drexel]

No sarcasm. I tend to recall middle school as a time when people started to become really unpleasant towards one another.

Sounds about right.

ION:
Today was the first really cold day of the winter, with temperatures of -14°C at noon. Currently, it's down to -18°C, but thanks to my new winter jacket, the ride home was no problem to me.

You lucky bastard. December has decided to dash my hopes and simply return to 60-70 degree weather. (so, 15-20 C) It's twice as warm as it ought to be!

Nasal Grenades? EMSneez? Long range cruise loogies? Nostril Nukes?

Nose Cannon!

This sounds like one of those flash games.