Try to fit as many insults as possible into champion select.
This gets your teammates excited.
And they will play better.
Unrelated:
Sometimes I think it would be great fun to tank my elo into oblivion (<900),with a friend, then duo queue as the dumbest things and win all the games. I think it would be fantastic and I want to.
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Does this make me a bad person?