I don't read Homestuck to have realism.

I read Homestuck to marvel at the crazy stuff that runs through Hussie's mind; this is a universe with evil juggaloes, a man who made his fortune by making things that cost negative money, another man who fights using living stop motion animation...and so on.

I like the characters, but I know they're not really realistic. It doesn't bother me, because that's not what I was looking for when I walked into it- and, I expect, most actual fans of the comic have a similar experience or feeling.

That's why I find your arguments somewhat irritating- you come in and bring up points, which I'll admit are valid, but I honestly don't give half a @#$%.