[FwM] Bridle Shores 90210-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XIII

[Kelvin360]

"To put it shortly, we need all the advantages we can get against this dark army, you've found one of their weaknesses, and Dawnstrider is perfect for exploiting it. I could give you a long lecture on all the reasons that we should team up, but I wouldn't want to bore you." Night Jewel winked.

"And I could give you all the reasons 'no', but that would cause us to die of old age. Since when do you connect 'Mr. Darkblade Darkness-pants von obviously-a-spy-for-the-bad-guys' with light magic, anyway?"

"Mere hours, and it would be boring to simply crush them in their armour like eggshells."

"So let 'em gurgle a bit. Having fun is more fun when they can't immediately try and kill you some more."