The Culture Explores 40K III: Just As Planned

[The Glyphstone]

There's a reason the fa/tg/guys call him Trollzyn.

He's Doctor Doom meets Indiana Jones meets the Terminator, with a healthy dose of James Bond villain on top. If you've got something he wants, he'll be very happy to make an honest trade for something you want that he has or can get, especially if it's the easiest way to get what he's after. He's also probably the galaxy's best historian outside the Black Library itself.

And he wouldn't need to congratulate the person from afar. He'd do it in person, and if they killed him, reveal that 'he' was actually a Doombotrobot double anyways. He does this all the time.