Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas

[DigoDragon]

As a DM, I'm not allowed to make the party run across the group from a session I'm a player in

This goes double if the party I'm DM for is also playing the other session, too

Our current GM used to love to mix old and new characters across campaigns. A couple books to his head later and he doesn't do that anymore.


Things that get PCs enemies...

• No longer allowed to mail Lofwyr a "Tickle Me Lofwyr" doll.
• No longer allowed to mail Damien Knight a video of his goons getting killed.
• No longer allowed to send an accompanying MST3K Riff track with the said video.
• No longer allowed to mail your former Johnson a live grenade.
• No longer allowed to mail death threats to the governor of Seattle.
• Nor allowed to mail undeath threats to the governor.
• You are hereby banned from using the US Postal Service for anything! Period!