*pun-pun is banned
**not even as an overdeity
***can't pray to pun-pun
****even if i'm reptilian, especially if it's not the same universe
*****no, pun-pun is not an old one. he is not a slann either, so stop saying it.

*this goes for: chuck norris, olanius pious, the emperor, keith richards, lemmy, ozzy, the altar of metal gods, the dragonborn, teddy roosevelt, and any other unkillable badass, memetic or otherwise

*can't aim for the self-esteem of my target
**even with a coconut cream pie
***especially with a rubber chicken
****can't make called shots to emotions or other non-physical attributes
*****the courage attribute is not located in the manly bits, so either i aim for the manly bits, or not at all

*darts to the knees are authorized, and encouraged in chase scenes, but kill-shots are preferable in battle

(one of these days this poor lizard is gonna get rocks to the face signed "the DM is tired of your questions" )