• Squid are to remain at least fifty meters from our sacred order's rituals from now on.
  • This goes double if we are clerics of Pelor.
  • We cannot be secretly cultists of a dead squid in order to justify this
  • If paladins kick the door down and go to town on our asses, we are not to complain that they are being lawful Stupid, because we were violating reality in front of the high preistess.