Erfworld and its puns. "Motoroyal", I ask you. I wonder if the fire currently affecting Ace Hardware & co. is an inferno or simply uncontrolled.
My prediction is that it'll hit Inferno status before either side has uncontested control over the zone to be able to fight it, and Sizemore ends up having to go through the portal to save the day.
Man this thing was full of outdated stuff. Swoop Falcon I make(made?) avatars! Last updated 12-23-2008. Requests not unwelcome. Last request 01-12-2010.
Avatar by me.