Quote Originally Posted by The Succubus View Post
Oo

Contragulations, I think you managed to destroy my innocence with that link, Cikomyr. I don't mean a "slightly shocked" type thing, more like my sweet and innocent soul was just ground into a fine white powder and snorted by a complete degenerate.
Hey, you only have yourself to blame. I warned you. Didn't I? And not just your random "nsfw", but CAPITAL WARNING with invokation to the Big Guy himself.

And yet, you clicked...

My favorite joke, if I remember right:

Store Salesman: Can I help you?
Mr. Rumiko: Yes, I'm looking to buy a home security system for my bedroom involving at least three cameras. My wife is having an affair, you see...
SS: Geez... That's gotta be tough. Who is it? Your best friend, mailman, ex-boyfriend from college...
Rumiko: Eighteen Year old high school girl

(punchline in spoilers)
*beat panel*

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SS: In that case, I should tell you about our special on bulk quantities of high grade video cassettes...
Rumiko: I love a store that understands its customers