> On the bus
> Very cute guy gets on
> Very cute guy sits next to me
> Notices he has a bag of holding
> Strikes up a conversation about it
> Conversation goes well
> He mentions a girlfriend
*finger snap* Ah nuts.

Bonus: he got off the bus, and then it sat there for a while as the driver talked to someone. Then I suddenly realise it's my stop too, and leap off like a moron.