Well, I caved and bought a demoman action figure. As such, I'm here to sell the accompanying hat: A Genuine Glengarry Bonnet!

It's all yours for only eight keys, or a Bill's hat.

Also, through clicking the wrong icon in the store without checking what it is, I have an Upgrade to Premium Gift. In the absence of F2P friends, I turn to you to take it off my hands. I'm selling it for three keys, though I'm willing to negotiate.l

Backpack expander: also three keys.
Dirty Familiar Fez: 3 ref.

Most of my hats are for sale, so check my BP.
http://backpack.tf/id/76561198061373102