Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas

[Guizonde]

*Cannot play a barbarian that is somehow a samurai.
** A single-stroke battle does not result whenever I use howling strike.
* Thunderfoot rage does not mean "Stand back citizen! I take LARGE STEPS!"
**Nor does it mean I'm dancing the charleston, with my sword as the cane.
* Desperate fury is not the definition of insanity.
* Goring charge involves a large cow-man rushing his opponent and heabutting him. It does NOT mean your minotaur launches himself bodily at the target like a human cannonball without the cannon.
*Wreckless charge does mean I have to say sorry.
*My character is not Yoshimitsu.

this reminds me:

-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on altair.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on ezio.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on that third assassin.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on desmond
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on ANY character from the assassin's creed franchise!

my dm ruled that jumping did not work that way, i said "go for it, at your own risk". he didn't. shame, really